Hey, Would-Be Journalists! Please join the E-News editorial team; it will be satisfying for you. If you love OLLI and are interested in an easy way to contribute a volunteer effort to the organization, here’s an opportunity to do so by becoming a member of the E-News editorial team. By serving one day every four or five weeks as Editor of the Week, you can have a positive impact on OLLI and enjoy a pleasant journalistic experience. We need a couple of new editors; we’ll even give you a button that you can wear on your OLLI badge to celebrate your contribution!
E-News is one of several OLLI publications that is created using MailChimp software. We will teach you what you need to know to be able to put together an E-News issue. You don’t have to generate content, which generally is submitted by OLLI-member coordinators for committees, clubs, and activities. If you are interested and have questions or would like to know more, please contact me at [email protected]. Thanks!
By Michael Mason, Classic Literature Club Coordinator
Did you read a classic work of literature when you were young and in school and it changed your life? Or were you forced to read an assigned book or story, and it made no sense to you? Well, maybe after a long eventful life, it may be time to revisit or read for the first time some of the great works of the literary arts.
The Classic Literature Club was formed to read and discuss classic texts from world literature. In the past, the club has read works such as Virginia Woolf’s Mrs. Dalloway, William Faulkner’s Absalom, Absalom, Toni Morrison’s Beloved, John Steinbeck’s The Grapes of Wrath, short stories of John Updike and Flannery O’Connor, and plays by Eugene O’Neill and Arthur Miller. Members choose the works to be discussed. Often, discussions are preceded by recorded lectures from great teachers and scholars.
For the winter term, the club has agreed to read selected poems by Robert Frost and the novel Frankenstein or The Modern Prometheus by Mary Shelley. So, join our club and read and discuss some of the classics. They just might change your life! For more info about the club, contact club coordinator Michael Mason ([email protected]).
Ring in the New Year by Seeing a Musical Classic and a Big, Bawdy, Bodacious Musical Comedy?
By Norma Jean Reck, Coordinator, Theater Lovers’ Group
Join the fun-loving Theater Lovers' Group (TLG) on Sunday, January 5, 2025, to see the 2pm matinee of Stephen Sondheim's A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum at the Signature Theater in Arlington. This laugh-out-loud musical comedy transports you back to the romantic antics of Roman Times and promises 'something for everyone: a comedy tonight.' You might even leave the theater singing some tunes. What a great way to begin the New Year.
To purchase tickets, go to http://www.sigtheatre.org or phone 703-820-9771. Select your seat and price range.
We will have a pre-show lunch at a nearby restaurant. Feel free to invite guests who need not be OLLI members.
To sign up for the lunch or for more information, email me at [email protected].
Just added: At 8pm on Saturday, January 4, TLG goes to the Workhouse Arts Theater to see The Hunchback of Notre Dame. Gay Alper will take the lead for this night out. We'll have dinner before seeing this performance of an unforgettable classic whose sweeping score and powerful story make it a musical classic. Go toworkhousearts.orgto purchase tickets ($35/$40). Email Gay to sign up and for details [email protected].
Editor’s note: At the author’s request, all words are published unedited, exactly as submitted.
Crisp fall twilight sky filled with orange and gray clouds
Painting the cove’s flat water
Cold glass of Miller Light
Hot tub at 104, jets on max
Time to untie back muscles
Enjoy a blue heron watching for dinner Start my first gulp but stop short
“Damn, a gnat
Not wasting this beer
Just fish the little bugger out
It’s alcohol; he’s purified”
Carefully use pointer finger to raise the corpse
Gently touch him as he latches to my finger
“Wait, he’s moving, he appears to wobble
He’s drunk. The little guy has had his fill.”
Take two more big swigs and watch him
Can’t tell which is front or back
Not trying to get away, seems content
“Hey little buddy. How’s been your day?
Mine’s been a pisser; you don’t want to know but
tell you anyway”
Wife appears, “Who were you just talking to? Dinner is almost ready.”
“My little drinking buddy, he’s had too much to fly
Don’t know what to do with him”
“Well he can’t come to dinner and I could use some help.”
What to do?
“Crunching you isn’t right, flicking you off my finger is extreme.
Tell you what, left a little beer in the bottom. I’ll put you
on the side of the glass. You decide. Dry out and fly away.
Go down to the beer and enjoy your end. Your choice.”
"But you can't come to dinner."
-- Bill Sinclair
Former member John West (he joined OLLI in fall 2004), 81, passed away peacefully at his home in Ashburn, Virginia, on November 20, 2024, with his wife of 56 years, Kathie, by his side. He devoted 21 years to the United States Air Force, retiring as a lieutenant colonel.
John was webmaster at OLLI for many years. He was in charge of DocStore and, with Paul Howard and Rod Zumbro, solved many of OLLI's technical glitches. A Celebration of Life will be held at the Fairfax Demaine Funeral Home on January 18, 2025, at 1:00. Interment will be at Arlington National Cemetery, with Military Honors, in 2026. More information is available at this link.
For tickets for either Center for the Arts Concert Hall (CFA) or Hylton Center, call 1-888-945-2468. You can also buy tickets online through the event calendar (see links below) or visit the venue's box office. For more information, see theCFA ticket pageor the Hylton Center ticket purchase page.
Dr. Linda Apple Monson produces a periodic “Notes from the Director.” This email is full of information on interesting online performances by the students and faculty of the School of Music. If you would like to receive these bulletins, just sign up at this linkto stay in touch. Also, the Center for the Arts has a website,Mason Arts at Home, which has a calendar of online events and access to many past performances.
At the Hylton Center (Manassas Campus) Prince William Little Theatre: Christmas Belles
Fri, Dec 20, 8:00
Sat, Dec 21, 2:00 and 7:00
Sun, Dec 22, 2:00
Gregory Family Theater
Admission: $25, $20, $15.
Manassas Ballet Theatre: The Nutcracker
Fri, Dec 20, 7:30
Sat, Dec 21, 3:00 and 7:30
Sun, Dec 22, 3:00 and 7:30
Mon, Dec 23, 3:00.
Merchant Hall
Admission: $85, $75, $65, $55, $45.
Please note: OLLI Meetings and Clubs may currently take place in several formats: some are in person only, some are online only, and some are hybrid, meaning that they take place in person and are accessible online simultaneously. OLLI events and activities meeting online bear the identification "Z" in their course or event number (except clubs; you may need to check the OLLI calendar and daily schedule email for location and other event information). Refer to the university's coronavirus website for official university updates.
The following list covering the next two weeks is extracted for your convenience from the master online calendar maintained by the office. The list is accurate as of mid-week, but for the most up-to-date information, please view the latest forecast of coming events on our website (News/OLLI Calendar). Note: All OLLI members are welcome at, and encouraged to attend, meetings of the Board of Directors, committees and resource groups, kick-off coffees, etc. The OLLI office has sent (or will send) emails with links and meeting passwords to club members; you may also log in at the member portal and click on ZOOM CLASS LINKS.
Sat Dec 21
10:30 am
Tai Chi Club – online
Mon Dec 23
4:00 pm
Chair Yoga and More – online
Tue Dec 24
2:00 pm
4:30 pm
Chair Yoga and More – online
Tai Chi Club – online
Wed Dec 25
Holiday
Thu Dec 26
3:00 pm
4:30 pm
Chair Yoga and More – online
Tai Chi Club – online
Fri Dec 27
11:00 am
12:00 noon
Homer, etc. – online
Chair Yoga and More – online
Sat Dec 28
10:30 am
Tai Chi Club – online
Mon Dec 30
4:00 pm
4:00 pm
Family History/Genealogy Club – online
Chair Yoga and More – online
Tue Dec 31
2:00 pm
4:30 pm
Chair Yoga and More – online
Tai Chi Club – online
Wed Jan 1
Holiday
Thu Jan 2
11:50 am
3:00 pm
4:30 pm
All the News – online
Chair Yoga and More – online
Tai Chi Club – online
Fri Jan 3
9:30 am
11:00 am
12:00 noon
Crafts and Conversation
Homer, etc. – online
Chair Yoga and More – online
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member of the E-News editorial team. By serving one day every four or five weeks as Editor of the Week, you can have a positive impact on OLLI and enjoy a pleasant journalistic experience. We need a couple of new editors; we’ll even give you a button that you can wear on your OLLI badge to celebrate your contribution!
Start my first gulp but stop short