OLLI
E-News #1S-08 of April 1, 2008
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THIS FIRST-EVER MID-WEEK SPECIAL EDITION
is being released because of breaking news and other important
announcements.
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TORNADO DESTROYS CLASSROOMS
Tallwood classes canceled for rest of week
"IT
SOUNDED LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN," reported a local resident. A
freak tornado hit Tallwood and cleared a swath almost as cleanly as a
bulldozer would have done for a new road, completely destroying, even
blowing away both modular classrooms (TA-3 and TA-2) as well as the
Landscaping Committee's new tool shed. Fortunately, TA-1 and the rest
of the Tallwood Annex building, including the social room, annex and
office, and the Smallwood restrooms building were undamaged. The After
image in the banner image at the top of this issue shows what happened.
After holding an emergency meeting, the
Board canceled Tallwood classes for this week (Lake Anne classes are
unaffected) and voted to authorize the expenditure of all $50,000 in
the Rainy Day Fund and all unobligated Friends of OLLI funds
(currently, about $5,670) to re-build. The executive director will be
working closely with Mason to come up with temporary classroom space on
the Fairfax campus to accommodate Tallwood classes. We fully expect
classes to resume as scheduled starting next week, at Mason locations
to be determined.
Good news:
After being informed about what had happened, the Osher Foundation
responded immediately by pledging a grant of $350,000 for OLLI to
re-build in a manner befitting what the Foundation termed "the best
OLLI in the nation." With this large grant, OLLI will not have to use
its Rainy Day Fund or Friends of OLLI funds. The $350,000 grant will
allow OLLI to acquire-- |
• An expanded, limited-access garden shed (photo at right) with locker room
and showers for Landscaping Committee members to wash their dirty knees;
• Three state-of-the-art
modular classrooms, each fully equipped with the latest audiovisual
hardware and its own restroom; and
• A larger driveway with
double the number of parking spaces, including a reserved covered car
port for the executive director's pickup truck, and a replacement
"grassy loop" with picnic bench and chairs for after-class Happy Hours.
ADDITIONAL SPRING CLASSES FOR MEN ONLY
Rush registration ends on Fri, Apr 4
DUE
TO POPULAR DEMAND, OLLI has scheduled several three
one-session classes FOR MEN ONLY
that will start on Mon, Apr 7. A rush registration period will be held
this week, so make sure you register by Fri, Apr 4. If this series is a
success, OLLI may consider a similar series for women only.
Following is a brief description of the new
classes. Except for class 922, class size will be limited to 20
participants due to the difficulty level and the need to maintain
secrecy. Classes will be filled based on the priority you assign to the
class and, if a class is over-subscribed, by OLLI's normal
computer-generated random method of selection.
920: Loss Of
Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other
Maintaining control of the TV remote helps to reinforce one's
masculine identity, allowing a man to hunt for exciting channels while
the little woman is gathering (or cooking dinner or taking care of the
laundry). How does one deal with an assertive mate who repeatedly tries
to take over the remote and will not easily surrender it? This class
offers proven strategies for success, with little-known secrets
revealed. After class graduation, class members are entitled to Help
Line support and membership in a local support group at no charge.
921:
The
Toilet Paper Roll--How to Ensure Correct Installation
A round-table discussion enhanced by a PowerPoint presentation about
the efficiencies involved when the toilet paper roll is properly
positioned so it rolls over the top toward you and not away from you,
toward the wall (carefully observe
the photo at left). OLLI's manners expert, Ms. Ollie Ettakit,
will make a brief visit to point out the other side of the debate but
to assure attendees that the toward-you installation is correct manners
for everyone. Learn a fool-proof solution when you discover that your
mate has installed the roll incorrectly. |
922: A
Celebration of Great Country Music
This class will meet at an off-site location where lucky attendees will
be served by attractive waitresses in revealing country attire.
Attendees will listen to and discuss some of the greatest country songs
-- "music that tells a story." Class fee: $55.00 (includes bottomless
glasses of beer and unlimited chips and nuts). A sampling of currently
planned discussion music follows.
Garth Brooks, "Friends in Low Places" (listen and watch here on YouTube)
- "Here's A Quarter [Call
Someone Who Cares]" (listen and watch here on YouTube)
- "Put Another Log on the
Fire [...and come and tell me why you're leaving me]" (listen and watch
on YouTube)
- "Oh Lord It's Hard to be
Humble [When You're Perfect in Every Way}" (listen and watch on YouTube)
- "I'm Gonna Hire a Wino
to Decorate Our Home [So You'll Feel More at Ease Here, and You Won't
Have to Roam]" (listen and watch here on YouTube)
- "Don't Squeeze My
Sharmon [Don't Hold Her So Tight ... If Sharmon needs squeezing, then
leave that to me]" (listen and watch here on YouTube)
Note:
If there is sufficient interest, the Program Committee is considering a
similar on-campus, non-fee class for
women only that might feature such songs as--
Loretta Lynn, "Don't Come Home a-Drinkin' with Lovin' on Your Mind"
(listen and watch on YouTube)
- "It Wasn't God Who Made
Honky Tonk Angels [... most every heart that's ever broken was because
there always was a man to blame]" (listen and watch here on YouTube)
OLLI RE-ORGANIZATION PLANNED
Preparations for a new tech-savvy era
Revised
organization chart
OLLI
MEMBERS WILL SOON EXPERIENCE a long-overdue
reorganization. An OLLI Czar will oversee the organization and operate
through a select group of minions known as the Tom Swift Squad.
According to the presumptive czar, the purpose of the reorganization is:
• Implement
the "OLLI Technology Imperative."
• Enable the Board to
be more responsive to technical requirements.
• Free up resources
for technology enhancements from the "softer" areas (clubs, special
events, etc.). One planned enhancement will be the credit-card swipers
that will be needed to obtain a chair in any of the classrooms, thereby
removing the complaints about lack of plush cushions from those who
have to stand up.
• Enhance the member
experience with mandatory courses in engineering and software
development in the fall and spring terms. |
A recent sampling of members gathered around the A/V cabinet in TA-1
was overwhelmingly positive in support of the reorganization. The
proposal will be approved by a special election in the near future. An
email to members will announce the procedures for registration and
voting at the start of the three-hour window for online balloting.
SOCIAL ROOM EXCHANGED FOR EXPANDED
LIBRARY
Significant savings expected by
eliminating coffee and cookies
Overflowing bookcases, with books stacked in front of other books,
preventing access to the shelved books (a "No, no!" to librarians).
Photo by
Gordon Canyock
RESPONDING
TO CRITICISM ABOUT THE DEPLORABLE STATE of the OLLI Book
Exchange, the Board decided to buy 15 new bookcases and convert the
social room into a wall-to-wall library. Since OLLI members are known
to possess large book collections of their own and have demonstrated
their willingness to contribute them to the book exchange, the Board
expects that the greatly expanded collection will have more than enough
reading material to satisfy everyone.
Unfortunately, there will no longer be any
room at OLLI for coffee and cookies. Savings in the thousands of
dollars per year will result, which will allow OLLI to hire a
professional librarian to manage the new OLLI Library and its new
bar-coding check-out system and online library catalog tied into the Fairfax County library system.
A Board spokesman said that the added benefit
for OLLI members will be a significant reduction in their weight,
waistlines and jitteriness, although the spokesman mentioned the
possibility of a staff revolt over lack of coffee.
EXPRESSING YOUR VIEWS
ABOUT OLLI
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FULL
DISCLOSURE. After all,
you elected your colleagues to the Board so they would govern OLLI on
your behalf. They know what's best for you, and you can rest assured
that everything the Board does will be in your best interests. Surely
there's no need for you to question any Board decisions or make any
negative comments. But if you insist, here is what you can do.
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PUBLICLY:
Email your "Letter to the
Editor" (see recent sample) or "Letter to Ms. Ollie Ettakit"
(see recent sample) to the editor. Anonymous
submissions are acceptable if you provide contact information so we can
verify that you are an OLLI member.
Whenever an official response to a letter to
the editor is clearly appropriate, the editor will obtain and publish
the OLLI response in the same issue so members will have more complete
information and a balanced picture of the matter. |
PRIVATELY:
• Contact any Board member, committee
or resource group chair, or the executive
director;
• Send an email
to the entire Board (email the editor
or the office to have your message
forwarded to all members of the Board);
• Submit a
suggestion online or in the box in the former Tallwood social
room (now OLLI library); or
• Contact the
office by email or phone
(703-503-3384). |
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SPECIAL
COMPUTER COURSE
Mouse Control for Seniors
A SPECIAL COMPUTER COURSE is being
offered on Wed, Apr 16, from 2:00 to 4:30. Highly recommended for
members with email, the course is
mandatory for Board members and candidates for the Board unless
special dispensation is given by the president or the Audiovisual
Support Committee chair. This is expected to be a megaclass so it will
be held in an off-site location with mouse-equipped computers available
for all attendees.
You already know how efficient some of your
techie colleagues are with email and Web searches; now you can learn
their secrets (hint: the secret is there's
no secret; mouse control is the answer). Course title: "Mouse
Control for Seniors." Specific techniques to be taught include the
following mouse skills:
- How to use the "Reply
[to] All" button to send your
email response message to ALL addressees in the original message,
- How to
click the right mouse button and then make a selection in the
pop-up menu,
- How to select a word,
phrase or paragraph so you can "Copy" that selection and then "Paste" the selection into another document or
email message, and
- How to click an active
hypertext Web link (usually
shown in blue and underlined) to directly open that Web page.
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ACTUAL RECORDED CALL
OLLI Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Member: "OK."
OLLI Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Member: "No."
OLLI Tech Support: "OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Member: "No."
OLLI Tech Support: "OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up
until this point?"
Member: "Sure. You told me to write
'click' and I wrote 'click'." |
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PHOTO COLLAGE
Board members at play in museums
OLLI Secretary Susanne Zumbro and OLLI
E-News Editor Rod Zumbro cavorting
inappropriately among two priceless works of arts,Leonardo Da Vinci's Mona Lisa
at The Louvre and Grant Wood's American Gothic at the Art
Institute of Chicago
Non-class events at OLLI for the next two
weeks
The following
list is extracted for your convenience from the master calendar
maintained by the office (see the Forecast
of Non-Class Events for more details, including active links to
more information on certain events, and to view the actual OLLI online
calendar used by the office). Note:
Board, committee, resource-group and 'all hands' events below are highlighted in bold. OLLI members
are welcome at all Board, committee and resource-group meetings (except
during executive sessions).
Tuesday
Apr 1 11am Loudoun Open House -
Sterling (No joke)
Wednesday Apr
2 First Wednesday
of April
1:30pm Bridge Club - 8 No Trump!
2pm History Club - Long ago, far away
Thursday
Apr 3 6:50am Sunrise -
Tallwood
Friday Apr 4
9am 967-Spec Event- Eiffel Tower - Bus Trip - Fair
Oaks (Return May 13, 5pm)
9:30am Drama Club - Bring your egos.
10am Italian Club - Ciao!
10am Recorder Group - a/k/a Fipple Flutes
1pm 968-Spec Event-Boring 90 Minutes - TA-1
Monday Apr
7 Ann Hartmann Day
1pm Lake Anne - Feed ducks
Wednesday Apr
9 Second
Wednesday of April
2pm 954-Spec Event-Solar System - Even farther away
Friday Apr 11
9:30am Drama Club - More egos
10am Italian Club - Ordering pasta
10am Recorder Group - They do this every week?
10am Finance Comm Mtg -
TA-$$$
1:30pm Dirty Knees Club - Wash jeans
Monday Apr
14 Ann Hartmann
Day - Again
Wednesday
Apr 16 Free
coffee - Tallwood
2pm 956-Spec Event-Landscaping - TA-1 (Dirty Knees
Club wear clean jeans)
Thursday Apr 17
11am Fiction Writers Club - Fact-checking seminar
Friday Apr 18
9:30am Drama Club - Outsize egos
10am Italian Club - Vino tasting
10am Recorder Group - Yes, every week.
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Credits.
Contributors to this special April 1 edition include Rod Zumbro, Gordon
Canyock, and John West. The OLLI Re-organization article includes a
"credit-card swiper" suggestion from Paul Howard, and the idea for the
Expanded Library article came from Ann Hartmann.
The responsible and accountable OLLI official for OLLI E-News is Editor
Rod Zumbro. Please send any praise to him, and send any criticism or request for
his impeachment to the OLLI president.
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Rod
Zumbro
Editor
Karen Hamilton
Deputy
Editor
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About OLLI
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OLLI
E-News Editorial Staff
Reviewer and Backup Editor
John West
Database Manager
Barbara Kyriakakis
Reviewer and Photo Editor Michael
Coyne |
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Updated: April 1, 2008
Copyright © 2008 Osher Lifelong
Learning Institute at George Mason University. Materials in this
publication subject to OLLI-Mason copyright may be reproduced for
noncommercial educational purposes as long as credit is given to
OLLI-Mason.
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Mason University, 4210 Roberts Rd., Fairfax, VA 22032-1028
Phone: (703) 503-3384; Email: olli@gmu.edu;
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